There are two ways to look at this picture. Either it is a simple coat hook or it is a drunken octopus looking for a fight. Unfortunately, I see this picture in a new light. When I look at it I also see my breasts.
While they are in the inflation stage, one will naturally sit higher than the other. As a result, my nipples are not exactly seeing eye to eye. I’m not showing you a picture so you’ll just have to take my word for it. Now, every time I happen to see myself without a shirt on, I start giggling.
Now, you too can see that this is more than a simple coat hook. It is a cheap form of therapy for my struggling, cross-eyed breasts.